you deserve softness.
you deserve kindness.
you deserve stillness.
you deserve patience.
you deserve love.
you deserve respect.
you deserve care.
you deserve laughter.
you deserve intimacy.
you deserve hugs.
you deserve kisses.
you deserve flowers.
you deserve it all.
(via damn-funny)
Passed out at the cost of butter
saw someone refer to not knowing how to keep track of your money as “girl math” ……why are we in this weird era of treating women like idiots but repackaging it to sound cute and quirky. We All Need To Stop
at this point i also take issue with those tweets/posts that are of the genre “girls were meant to sit in their bed with treats and do nothing all day” it was fun and #relatable maybe the first few times but it’s really just feeding into this weird mass objectification and dehumanization of women going on all over every social media platform now
(via jointheamberclub)
when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?
A) It’s irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and
😎 It’s even more frustrating when you weren’t actually trying to make an emoji.
(via missameliasmithers)
not caring if people think you’re stupid is a life hack. recognising that you are kind of stupid is an even bigger life hack. we build entire societies to take care of each other bc we’re all kind of stupid. it’s fine.
(via nientedal)
I hateee the “Mandela effect” no dude alternative universes ain’t shit its just humans have piss porn memory get over it
“forgetting Pikachu’s tail color is proof the universes are crossing over 😳” do you think aliens built the pyramids too
Hey uh I think your phone auto corrected poor to uh
You know how it is
op came from the piss porn universe
No I’m pretty sure piss porn exists in this universe too.
(via nientedal)
Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
No guys you don’t understand.
The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.
So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.
This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.
That’s not sad, that’s awesome.
*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing
This is humanity
Happy Birthday, Curiousity.
Happy birthday, Curiosity.
(via generalhaberdashery)
